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Horse Jokes
Horse #1: I'm sure glad I'm not a bird.
Horse #2: Why is that?
Horse #1: I can't fly!
-We lost our horse. It got away while we were on vacation.
-Why not put an ad in the newspaper "Lost and Found" column?
-Don't be ridiculous. He can't read!
- I went riding today.
-Horseback?
-Sure, it came back before I did.
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him. "Hey! Come over here, buddy!"
The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "Sure was. Man, I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few weeks ago and this farmer bought me. Now all I do is plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5000 to buy me. I'll make you some money, cause I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "Boy, a talking horse!" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs up to the house where the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger yells to the farmer, "hey old man, I'll give you $5000 for that broken down old nag you've got in the field."
The farmer replies, "Son, this has happened
before. You can't believe everything that horse says. He's never even been to Kentucky."
A traveling pastor is buying a horse. The man who is selling it says, "Don't worry about this horse. He was raised in a Christian home. To get him to move, you say, Praise the Lord. To get him to stop, you say Amen. So the pastor rides on his way. About an hour in his ride, a rabbit spooks the horse and the horse starts running toward the edge of a cliff. The pastor starts yelling, " Whoa!, Whoa!", then he remembers what the man said and shouts "Amen". The horse slides to a stop, just a foot away from the edge. The pastor breathes a sigh of relief. "Whew, Praise the Lord."
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